Posted By reideen on 10/17/2007 9:10 AM
...And who are you again?
That's right - you're Dwight the Delusional Man. You know all about 'going on the record' on message boards because that's all you have in your sad, pathetic existence.
I have a theory about Dman. He's really a character created by members of the current SNL cast as part of a developing, ongoing skit where they make fun of message boards such as this one. My theory is backed up by 'Dwight' changing his posting style every couple of days. His ability to see reality (well, reality as the rest of the board sees it) varies greatly depending on who is in charge of 'Dwight' for the day. I visualize, in moments of clarity, 'Dwight' is actually someone like Amy Poehler. When 'he' goes off on one of 'his' tangents, it is someone like Will Forte or Fred Armisen trying really hard to be what they think a stereotypical 'sker freak should be. Someone not from around this area, but still has strong 'ties to the program' is a closet homosexual and brags about his $$ while flexing his internet muscles. (All good for a late night laugh IMO.)
I fully expect to see a TV Funhouse short about 'sker fan and this board sometime soon making fun of all of us and how we thought 'Dwight' was a real person.
Pun was intended you comic loser!
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