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| 10/03/2007 5:11 PM |
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Guess he didn't want to discuss a better path to enlightenment.  |
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DMan
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| 10/03/2007 8:34 PM |
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SlusherBoy,
Let me clarify your clouded perception. I own a small business. I have a Masters Degree. I live in a $800,000 house. I drive a 2007 Toyota Tundra King Cab. I own a Harley Fatboy. I have two wonderful children. I am happily married and have invested well over the years and just spent 45k for a deck on our house. I am blessed to be physically fit and strong right now. (still running 7 minute miles in my 40,s) I could go on and on just to flex my muscle about what I have that none of you do. But I won't. I will just tell you that I decided to say whatever I wanted. Who really cares about Mo's girl...I know you sad ass doesn't. |
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reideen
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| 10/03/2007 10:15 PM |
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Yeah!
Let me clarify some things too.
I own 2 small businesses. I have a PHD and have won a Nobel Peace prize. Twice. In different categories even.
I built my own house under Fontenelle Forest using only my bare hands and a spoon. I drive a 2007 Mustang, riding on a nice set of 20"s. (A'ight - they 10"s...) I am happily married and have enough children to field a basketball team. I just spent 2 million dollars on the deck to my house - it comes with a robot butler who waits on my family hand and wheel. I can still run a 10 second 40 and have had several offers from NFL teams to come out of retirement and help them this year on both sides of the ball. I could go on and on...
What? I thought we were playing '1 truth and a whole bunch of lies'.... |
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TheCrusher
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| 10/03/2007 10:56 PM |
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Oh yeah, well let me tell you:
I own three businesses. I got them by invading Japan with nothing but a rusty butter knife and a tin of beans, fighting off dozens of ninjas, and then convincing the ownership groups of Mitsubishi, Toyota, and Sony into ceding their companies to me by using my powers of mind control.
I drive a unicorn named Storm Charger. He has XM and a DVD player strapped to his mane.
In my spare time I am an astronaut for NASA. They pay me in coeds. I have flown to the moon several times in the past month getting my robot army ready to rule earth. I impregnated every female in the State of Rhode Island by simply looking at a mapt of the state. I have PhD's in Math and Physics and I am the world's authority in phrenology. |
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reideen
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| 10/03/2007 11:15 PM |
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Posted By TheCrusher on 10/03/2007 10:56 PM
In my spare time I am an astronaut for NASA. They pay me in coeds. I have flown to the moon several times in the past month.
Just a suggestion. Since you're an astronaut, if Dwight ever asks if he could see Uranus, run away.... |
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Logan
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| 10/04/2007 12:30 PM |
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| too fvcking funny!!! |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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vranged
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| 10/04/2007 12:43 PM |
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Classic!!!
Getting a workout on the DMAN speedbag is fun, isn't it?
The majority is usually right, Rico. You're a punchline!!! |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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Logan
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| 10/04/2007 12:53 PM |
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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. the bar tender asks them what they want. the priest says "i'll have a beer." the rabbi says "i'll have some red kool aid if dman hasn't drank it all".
see, it's just too easy. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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vranged
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| 10/04/2007 2:24 PM |
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It is rather simple. Here are a couple more:
Why did Dman cross the road?
Because he's a fcking moron!!
How many Dmans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares!!!!! He's a sack of sh1t!!!!
I could seriously go on tour with this routine. My opening act would be Dman attempting to defend himself. That is comedy gold!!
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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Logan
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| 10/04/2007 2:54 PM |
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| why did dman's army buddy cross the road? because he was stuck in dman. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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reideen
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| 10/05/2007 9:07 AM |
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| I notice Dman hasn't been back. Did he get run again? |
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egami
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| 10/05/2007 9:10 AM |
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| He was back some yesterday I think...I don't know, he goes through these periods where I think his wife revokes his internet privileges. |
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Posted By Omahan on 11/04/2008 2:24 PM
I've worked very hard to become your friend egami. |
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| 10/05/2007 9:12 AM |
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Posted By DMan on 10/03/2007 8:34 PM
SlusherBoy,
Let me clarify your clouded perception. I own a small business. I have a Masters Degree. I live in a $800,000 house. I drive a 2007 Toyota Tundra King Cab. I own a Harley Fatboy. I have two wonderful children. I am happily married and have invested well over the years and just spent 45k for a deck on our house. I am blessed to be physically fit and strong right now. (still running 7 minute miles in my 40,s) I could go on and on just to flex my muscle about what I have that none of you do. But I won't. I will just tell you that I decided to say whatever I wanted. Who really cares about Mo's girl...I know you sad ass doesn't.
I knew you'd ditch the Dodge Ram when those came out.
I did too...lol |
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Posted By Omahan on 11/04/2008 2:24 PM
I've worked very hard to become your friend egami. |
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Logan
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| 10/05/2007 10:06 AM |
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| you gotta haul the tee pee around in something. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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Tim in Omaha
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| 10/05/2007 3:11 PM |
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| dbag dman dfag duhman |
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Logan
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| 10/05/2007 3:39 PM |
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| i think my all time favorite was d-eunuch. i think that's what prompted him to challenge me to a fight, the first time. |
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Tim in Omaha
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| 10/05/2007 4:07 PM |
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Posted By Logan on 10/05/2007 3:39 PM
i think my all time favorite was d-eunuch. i think that's what prompted him to challenge me to a fight, the first time.
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Crit40
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| 10/08/2007 10:46 AM |
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| Thank goodness Maurice decided to play football rather than go home to see is ex-girlfriend being laid to rest. |
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Counting the Herd one hoof at a time. |
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Logan
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| 10/08/2007 1:03 PM |
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| his presence at that game made such a difference too. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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