TheCrusher
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| 10/11/2007 3:39 PM |
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Posted By Logan on 10/10/2007 3:43 PM Posted By Tim in Omaha on 09/18/2007 11:04 AM
Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Notre Dame
football Fan....
Season after season, year after year, you try to justify
your absurdly high pre-season ranking.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one??
You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when
the Irish lose to yet another grossly inferior opponent.
Backup singer: Charlie's headset was broken!
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of
championships won 20 years before you were born.
Backup singer: We wore leather helmets!!
You will point out that you have more heisman winners than
any other program, as though that is relevant to the current season.
Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss!
Go on, ignore that home loss to BostonCollege in the
regular season for the 6th consecutive time in a row...
Backup singer: BC has better Christians!!
And continue to believe that you'll actually win a bowl game
some time this century.
Backup singer: We're O for the 2000's!!!
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,
and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll
be back to number three when the pre-season polls come out next year.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational and Hopelessly Pathetic Irish
Fannnnnnn! Just call me Logan ohhhh yeahhhh.
i knew d jr. wasn't original enough to come up with this.
Who is d jr?
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Logan
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| 10/11/2007 3:40 PM |
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| timmy in omaha is dman jr. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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TheCrusher
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| 10/11/2007 3:42 PM |
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Posted By Logan on 10/11/2007 3:40 PM
timmy in omaha is dman jr.
Ahhh...just trying to keep up....this forum (not the postings, but the format) sucks.....arrrghh! 590 can do so much better |
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Logan
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| 10/11/2007 3:49 PM |
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| i like it and think it's easier to navigate than some forums but then again i frequent this one more than others and am just more familiar with it. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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egami
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| 10/11/2007 3:55 PM |
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Jeez, yeah, I hate this forum from a functional standpoint. It's about as barebones as you can get.
Then on top of it there is no moderation for the most part and ONE stinking forum instead of multiple topics. |
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Posted By Omahan on 11/04/2008 2:24 PM
I've worked very hard to become your friend egami. |
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Logan
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| 10/11/2007 4:01 PM |
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| on the old forum they had it broken down into a few different areas which seemed to help. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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vranged
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| 10/11/2007 4:40 PM |
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| DMAN'S INADEQUACIES AS A HUMAN BEING would have to be one of the topics. Although, I'm not sure the entire Internet would have enough gigabytes, RAM, memory or whatever the hell it would need to store that voluminous amount of information. |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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DMan
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| 10/11/2007 5:45 PM |
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You are obsessed with me Vranged.
It's comical to see you rally troops and sling tired rhetoric at every turn.
I am not impressed though, actually it's kind of freaky that a man you don't even know takes the prescious moments of his life and out of his day to use his energy to conjure junk.
Dr. Phil! |
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DMan
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| 10/11/2007 5:48 PM |
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| What you don't get about me is that I am not tormentable. One has to care to be tormented. You have the capacity to understand that, for some reason you choose to ignore your ability to reason and seek the low road to nothing. That's why I called you "white trash" yesterday. It fits. |
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DMan
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| 10/11/2007 5:51 PM |
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Posted By vranged on 10/10/2007 8:55 AM
Dman, wanna bet $10K that I've made more than you in the last year? It's another bet you could welch on, coward.
You didn't. It would not be about welching, it would be about showing why I am in another hemisphere financially. You do not make more than me Vranged.
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DMan
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| 10/11/2007 5:53 PM |
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Posted By vranged on 10/10/2007 11:22 AM
Cyberspace was the only place Dman thought he mattered, since he doesn't in real life. Now that everyone stomped on that daydream, he's basically a man without a home. He sucks in reality; and now, he's a joke on a message board (how pathetic is that??).
Poor guy. I actually pity him.
Response: I would have to care to be tormented. I don't care. It is simple if you'd take a moment and surpress the trailer trash mouth.
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Blackshirt
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| 10/11/2007 7:20 PM |
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Posted By Logan on 10/11/2007 4:01 PM
on the old forum they had it broken down into a few different areas which seemed to help.
Though they didn't have a specific spam forum for that one.
That is the one area where this board is better. The porn/male enhancement/credit consolidation spam has pretty much disappeared.
We have that one gambling tout spamming, but that's it. |
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"Perhaps the worst thing that can happen is to reach into the refrigerator and come out with something that you cannot identify at all. You literally do not know what it is. Could be meat, could be cake. Usually, at a time like that, I'll bluff. "Honey, is this good?" "Well, what is it?" "I don't know. I've never seen anything like it. It looks like...meatcake!" "Well, smell it." (snort, sniff) "It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!" "It's good! Put it back! Somebody is saving it. It'll turn up in something." Thats what frightens me. That someone will consider it a challenge and use it just because it's in there." -- George Carlin |
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Logan
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| 10/11/2007 10:40 PM |
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Posted By DMan on 10/11/2007 5:53 PM Posted By vranged on 10/10/2007 11:22 AM
Cyberspace was the only place Dman thought he mattered, since he doesn't in real life. Now that everyone stomped on that daydream, he's basically a man without a home. He sucks in reality; and now, he's a joke on a message board (how pathetic is that??).
Poor guy. I actually pity him. Response: I would have to care to be tormented. I don't care. It is simple if you'd take a moment and surpress the trailer trash mouth.
well dwight do you care about the fact that you are a disgrace that doesn't honor his bets? |
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Crit40
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| 10/12/2007 8:27 AM |
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Posted By TheCrusher on 10/11/2007 3:42 PM Posted By Logan on 10/11/2007 3:40 PM
timmy in omaha is dman jr. 590 can do so much better
That's debatable.  |
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Counting the Herd one hoof at a time. |
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vranged
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| 10/12/2007 8:57 AM |
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Not sure I'd say obsessed, Dwight -- just fascinated. I've never encountered anyone as sad as you. And I like to beat defeated souls while they're down. It's not one of my best qualities; I can admit that.
This morning, I clipped a squirrel while driving down Dodge Street. For some reason, I put it in reverse and finished the job by running it over a few more times. You're the squirrel, Dwight.
If you make more than me, you'll earn an easy $10K if you accept the bet. I know you won't. Everyone here knows you won't. And even if you did, everyone knows you won't pay. You've already welched on two bets. You're a disgrace of a man. |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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DMan
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| 10/12/2007 2:43 PM |
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Squirrel thing: I don't have a problem with smashing one. They are absolutely worthless animals. I never swerve, ala the Geico commercial. But the imagining it was me reverses your cowardice actions of saying I scared you because I was crazy.
Beating defeated souls: I would agree that isn't your most appealing qaulities. But you are not capable of smashing me, here or in person. Keep dreaming on that one.
Making more than you: I know I do. I don't work for a company. I own the company. Enough said there.
Welching on bets: That past bet I had with you is just a smoke screen to save face and create a tirade all over again. I did not recall the bet but did not call you a lyer and told you I would honor it. You let it go and walloh, here you are reaching back for a lil sumthin that is nothing. I did cut my hair, I suppose I'll have to get with Image and figure out how to get you boys a pic. Freakin nuts! |
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Logan
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| 10/12/2007 2:47 PM |
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| calling you on a bet makes us freakin nuts? another delusion from dwight. |
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dwight, refuting reality one post at a time. |
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Logan
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| 11/01/2007 11:30 AM |
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Posted By ChiefLongStaff on 09/06/2007 8:23 AM Posted By Logan on 09/05/2007 6:31 PM Posted By ChiefLongStaff on 09/05/2007 1:46 PM Posted By Logan on 09/05/2007 1:39 PM
i think weis will take the irish farther than holtz did. time to see how a real coach handles things. You keep telling yourself that!  are you willing to wager that weis will have a more successful career than callahan? just don't be like your sker fan brethren queerb1yankme and welch. Absophuckinglutely! In fact, I'll give you odds!
hey squaw,
since we haven't seen you post in a while i'm going to presume you've conceded on this bet. |
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The Hilton Family
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| 11/01/2007 4:39 PM |
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| Notre Dame isnot lame. we won three halfs this year |
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Logan
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| 11/01/2007 4:51 PM |
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| the only thing more lame than notre dame this season are your posts. |
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