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| 05/05/2008 7:45 AM |
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3380764
Rookie RB's have got to be licking their chops.
I wonder if Benson was out boating with one of the new rookies that had character flags. |
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Crit40
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| 05/05/2008 10:16 AM |
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| Wow, the Colorado River Authority is water boarding now. Interesting. |
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Counting the Herd one hoof at a time. |
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| 05/06/2008 12:41 PM |
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3383731
Wonder how long Benson will last as a Bear... |
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| 05/15/2008 9:55 AM |
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Good news for Bears fans...gotta like Cedric's choice for NFL influence...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3397210 |
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Crit40
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| 05/15/2008 12:31 PM |
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| If Ricky had been there, no one would have been intoxicated. They would have been high. |
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| 05/15/2008 12:43 PM |
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I was thinking intoxicated and high.
"Calming presence"...seriously, funny stuff. |
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Crit40
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| 05/15/2008 12:47 PM |
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| Weed can give you a calming feeling. |
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| 05/15/2008 12:55 PM |
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| Exactly what I was thinking...I was envisioning a Pig Pen-like aura around him, but instead of dirt...more of a ganja-like aura. |
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| 05/15/2008 1:01 PM |
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Best cinematic interpreation of pot smoking, IMO, came from Mel Brooks' "History of the World Part 1":
First Roman Soldier: Do you care if it falls?
Second Roman Soldier: What?
First Roman Soldier: The Roman Empire?
Second Roman Soldier: F**k it... |
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Crit40
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| 06/07/2008 11:11 AM |
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Well, Cedric Benson is at it again. This time, driving a car while drunk, although according to him, this one isn't true either.
Maybe the Bears can trade him for a QB? |
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| 06/07/2008 10:14 PM |
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lol...
I don't know, at this point he Cowboys material....bad news for him though is that the Cowboys aren't in the market for any more of the NFL society rejects atm... |
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| 06/07/2008 10:19 PM |
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I smell a stop in Kansas City is on the horizon for Cedric!!!!
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It's my fault," said first-year Nebraska coach Bo Pelini. "Damn right, yes, I'm embarrassed. I apologized to the team. I apologize to the state of Nebraska. I apologize to everyone associated with Nebraska football.
"It's my responsibility. I was hired to do a job and I didn't do the job, I'm just not a very good coach. |
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| 06/08/2008 3:29 AM |
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Posted By IrememberDukester on 06/07/2008 10:19 PM I smell a stop in Kansas City is on the horizon for Cedric!!!!
Are the Brigade THAT desperate for his talents??? Really???
Maybe San Jose or Utah...but not Kansas City...  |
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| 06/12/2008 4:53 PM |
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| If nothing else, I sense an endorsement deal for Old English coming. |
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"Perhaps the worst thing that can happen is to reach into the refrigerator and come out with something that you cannot identify at all. You literally do not know what it is. Could be meat, could be cake. Usually, at a time like that, I'll bluff. "Honey, is this good?" "Well, what is it?" "I don't know. I've never seen anything like it. It looks like...meatcake!" "Well, smell it." (snort, sniff) "It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!" "It's good! Put it back! Somebody is saving it. It'll turn up in something." Thats what frightens me. That someone will consider it a challenge and use it just because it's in there." -- George Carlin |
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| 06/20/2008 4:31 PM |
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Off the top of my head, I can't think of any team that needs a drunken running back, but I'm sure there is somebody out there.
Thank goodness Lovey had the foresite to draft Matt Forte instead of going after a another bottom tier QB. The guy must be psychic.  |
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| 06/20/2008 4:41 PM |
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Posted By Crit40 on 06/20/2008 4:31 PM Off the top of my head, I can't think of any team that needs a drunken running back, but I'm sure there is somebody out there.
The Rams drafted a drunk once...wait a minute -- that was Larry Phillips. He beat women, not bottles. |
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| 06/23/2008 7:13 AM |
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Nothing wrong with beating women...oh wait, am I biased for being a Steelers fan?  |
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