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| 05/15/2008 8:16 AM |
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Posted By vranged on 05/14/2008 5:20 PM Posted By egami on 05/13/2008 9:24 PM
All I want to know is if anyone is free this weekend to giggle with on the phone about BS590 threads. NOW THAT IS CLASSIC!!! Dwight's talking about how much he is on our collective minds, but even in his fantasy land (where a separate person named Fergie exists), he's talking about the board, and me, and egami and whoever else over the weekends. Classic....good catch, egami. Finding new ways to make Dwight look like an even bigger idiot is easy, but still enjoyable.
He just leaves the doors so wide open they are kind of impossible to not walk through.  |
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egami
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| 05/15/2008 8:16 AM |
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Posted By Fergie on 05/15/2008 7:31 AM
critter, I'm going to inject a suggestion for you. Take that ashtray that you evidently think is a personality and get a MAKEOVER!
Those pun intended, one liners of yours are to die for, literally.
I don't know, the Pot Pie jokes just plain won't get old here for some time. |
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| 05/15/2008 9:42 AM |
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Posted By egami on 05/13/2008 3:43 PM
A failed business investment in a restaurant is a pretty safe, good lesson to learn.
I mean, come on, you expect us to believe you've NEVER lost money in any kind of business venture or investment? Your stocks have always risen haven't they? Sure...
I'm thinking about starting up a restaurant that only serves pot pies. Have you heard? They sell like hot cakes.
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| 05/15/2008 10:19 AM |
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| It really gives you some insight on how unfortunate Dwight's life must be if his imaginary cyber alter ego assumed the role of somebody in charge of distributing pot pies. At least he subconsciously recognizes his limitations, and even in Never Never Land, he's aiming low. |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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egami
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| 05/15/2008 10:20 AM |
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| Yeah, I used to think Florida Joe was like the plague of the board, but at least he was genuine... |
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| 05/15/2008 10:26 AM |
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Posted By egami on 05/15/2008 10:20 AM
Yeah, I used to think Florida Joe was like the plague of the board, but at least he was genuine...
Good point. Florida Joe never use to pretend he was something he wasn't. That's Dwight's calling card.
In Dwight's defense, if I was as pitiful as he was, I'd use the internet to make myself out to be something I wasn't too.
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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| 05/15/2008 10:33 AM |
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Posted By vranged on 05/15/2008 10:26 AM Posted By egami on 05/15/2008 10:20 AM
Yeah, I used to think Florida Joe was like the plague of the board, but at least he was genuine... Good point. Florida Joe never use to pretend he was something he wasn't. That's Dwight's calling card. In Dwight's defense, if I was as pitiful as he was, I'd use the internet to make myself out to be something I wasn't too.
That seems to be the only thing Dumbass Dwight is good at.
Which, when you think about it, is really pathetic... |
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egami
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| 05/15/2008 10:34 AM |
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| If I were Dwight I'd probably contemplate suicide. |
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IrememberDukester
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| 05/15/2008 6:46 PM |
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Posted By egami on 05/15/2008 10:34 AM
If I were Dwight I'd probably contemplate suicide.
What would that prove? He would just come back as someone else!!!
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It's my fault," said first-year Nebraska coach Bo Pelini. "Damn right, yes, I'm embarrassed. I apologized to the team. I apologize to the state of Nebraska. I apologize to everyone associated with Nebraska football.
"It's my responsibility. I was hired to do a job and I didn't do the job, I'm just not a very good coach. |
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| 05/24/2008 2:12 AM |
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"That's levitation, Holmes."
"Those who are late, do not get fruit cup."
"Not all on one play. That'd be a record or something."
That's a double play if you're scoring at home...or if you're by yourself."
"He's with leather"
"He's a lumberjack and he's okay."
"Caution....flammable."
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"Perhaps the worst thing that can happen is to reach into the refrigerator and come out with something that you cannot identify at all. You literally do not know what it is. Could be meat, could be cake. Usually, at a time like that, I'll bluff. "Honey, is this good?" "Well, what is it?" "I don't know. I've never seen anything like it. It looks like...meatcake!" "Well, smell it." (snort, sniff) "It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!" "It's good! Put it back! Somebody is saving it. It'll turn up in something." Thats what frightens me. That someone will consider it a challenge and use it just because it's in there." -- George Carlin |
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