Omahan
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Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and
sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front
of the bus, the middle of the road, and
the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a better preacher,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself does not propose to judge
a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch
them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men
to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over a "religious nut!"
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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him.
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Fergie
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| 03/27/2008 3:10 PM |
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| WTF? |
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SeahawksSB42champs
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| 03/27/2008 5:25 PM |
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| Praise the Lord!!! |
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Omahan
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| 03/28/2008 4:24 AM |
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Posted By SeahawksSB42champs on 03/27/2008 5:25 PM
Praise the Lord!!!
You'd better, he saved your azz.
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avenger
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| 03/28/2008 8:21 AM |
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| 4.24AM post Omahan, maybe you should ask again to get yours saved |
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SeahawksSB42champs
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| 03/28/2008 8:48 AM |
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Posted By Omahan on 03/28/2008 4:24 AM Posted By SeahawksSB42champs on 03/27/2008 5:25 PM
Praise the Lord!!! You'd better, he saved your azz.
Yes he did...and he can save yours as well. |
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Omahan
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| 03/28/2008 8:55 AM |
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He has always been with me.
I do not drink alcohol and haven't for many years. (almost a decade) But I stopped without help. My deal was not an addiction but rather an achilles heel.
I wanted to knock folks out when I drank and that my friend is not a good thing.
He allowed me to walk away from that mentality without having to ever serve any time behind bars.
That is divine intervention. |
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SeahawksSB42champs
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| 03/28/2008 9:36 AM |
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| Now if he could only take over your job of judging others...it could free up your life so much more. |
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vranged
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| 03/28/2008 10:03 AM |
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The title of this thread is perfect.
There is nothing more HUMOROUS than Dwight talking about Christianity. I'm agnostic, and I'm a better Christian than him. |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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vranged
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| 03/28/2008 10:06 AM |
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So, you wanted to knock folks out when you drank, huh Dwight?
That is one of the textbook signs of alcoholism.
OH MY FCKING GOD!!!! Dwight is a recovering alcoholic and his only ammo against Seahawaks is that he's a recovering alcoholic.
You are so FCKING DUMB, Dwight. I can't believe a person like you actually exists out there. It's that bad.
Hilarious. The best writers in Hollywood couldn't concoct a character more pathetic than you.
That's 100% the truth. Ever heard of it? |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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Omahan
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| 03/28/2008 11:20 AM |
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If you define the "desease" that way than so be it. I never had the urge to indulge in large proportions.
I'm Irish and Native American, need I say more re: tolerance to booze.
Just seeing your posts tells your tale vranged. |
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Omahan
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| 03/28/2008 11:22 AM |
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Posted By SeahawksSB42champs on 03/28/2008 9:36 AM
Now if he could only take over your job of judging others...it could free up your life so much more.
The most poignant and revealing post towards me ever on here. Now relay that bit of information to my friend vranged and ask him to apply it also.
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vranged
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| 03/28/2008 11:57 AM |
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Another generic insult that means nothing. Way to be consistent, Dwight. You're right though -- just seeing my posts does tell a tale -- the age-old tale of one intellectually superior person putting the boot to another. You're a stain on the bottom of my shoe, Dwight.
But how classic is it that you are an alcoholic too.
YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!! |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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vranged
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| 03/28/2008 11:57 AM |
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Another generic insult that means nothing. Way to be consistent, Dwight. You're right though -- just seeing my posts does tell a tale -- the age-old tale of one intellectually superior person putting the boot to another. You're a stain on the bottom of my shoe, Dwight.
But how classic is it that you are an alcoholic too.
YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!! Well, you probably could, since making up lies is your forte, but I digress.... |
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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Omahan
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| 03/28/2008 5:08 PM |
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And your forte is blurting ignorant rants like that masterpeice above. If you had a clue of how you make yourself look on here when you rant like a child, you'd check the behavior.
When you decide to disclose something that is REAL about you, I will consider you as someone that is able to judge. Until then, your posts were tired about 1800 posts ago as far as acting as if you know the truth about this or that.
What you know is what I choose to tell you. And I have perpetually moved you around this board like you were a Rook on my chessboard. Example is today, I decided to break off with you. Not you.
I was bored and thought I would watch you ramble about having secured the gospel. Only thing it did for me was make me know that you are played out.
Predictable and pathetic. Capitalizing words and using multiple exclaimation marks like an elementary child.
Lame. |
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SeahawksSB42champs
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| 03/28/2008 5:23 PM |
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Posted By Omahan on 03/28/2008 5:08 PM
Lame.
Nice self-assessment there, Dwight...We've been trying to tell you the same thing for some time, so it's nice to see you finally recognize one of your many shortcomings. |
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Omahan
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| 03/28/2008 5:31 PM |
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Do you have any original thoughts or is your game really sinking that low?
(wait a minute...it's seahawk the drunk)
Forget it. |
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SeahawksSB42champs
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| 03/28/2008 7:33 PM |
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Posted By Omahan on 03/28/2008 5:31 PM
Do you have any original thoughts or is your game really sinking that low?
I intentionally dropped it down to your level...just to make the fight a little more fair.
You're everybody's beyotch on this board, Dwight...yet you seem to be the only one oblivious to this simple truth.
Then again...this has become S.O.P. -- and, as always, your follow-up here will set that theory in cement. |
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Fergie
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| 03/29/2008 8:39 AM |
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Posted By Omahan on 03/27/2008 7:01 AM
He who angers you, controls you!
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How's about a couple of you losers here read that one over a few thousand times.
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vranged
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| 03/29/2008 11:58 AM |
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You got me. I capitalize words too much and use too many exclamation points. Ooooh....that's a knife right in my side.
Look how low Dwight has to sink. This is his ammo, while I have the truth.
As for your chess set, stealing a line from a movie --- I'm playing chess, and you're playing checkers.
What lies will you tell next? Is your daughter prepared for hell? Does she know? Nice parenting!!
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After acknowledging that he was desperate, Dwight said "people will resort to saying things they know aren't true when they are desperate." That about sums it up! |
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